The Fish Tank

Sleepy ny-ny's

2006-05-31T23:15:00.000+01:00

HOLLA! It's nearly 8pm and we've run out of garage music, sleepy ny-ny's for me!

whats been going on?????

2006-05-05T19:07:00.000+01:00

whats going down our loyal supporters of the award winning and most abstract blog in the world.

swordfish here just to update you all on our most recent storys, to do so ive included a few visual aids which are to be refered to as go thru this post......

As you should know, unless uve bin 2 stoned to remember anyfin the last 6months, the fearless leader of this twisted creation goes by the name of partyboy aka trimble-clot, well this farting, belching excuss of a tramp decided it would be a bit of a laff to strech a jonny ova his head last week (fig b), how we all joked- until things went wrong, you see - the rim cut that hard in2 his head that he blacked out for 10 minutes.

wen he awoke he was somewhat different in appearance(fig a) and in mind, ova the next day or two his outlook on life had changed. Even nice posh social events had been turned into a mockery (fig d). Things had to change i consulted a friend MR R.Bull and asked should we have him comitted or take the more daunting option - taking him to russels hall hospital and paying 200quid parking and getting a 10hour wait. But he wouldnt make a dicision and just sat on the fence (fig c).

As time went by the more we worried, at one point there was rumers of the illness spreading (fig i) as mr r.bull seemed to belive he was an xmas tree, to the extreme of even netting himself up ready for sale.

However Partyboy was getting worse, he insisted on painting his nose blue (fig f scum bastard) and going against everything he had ever stood for. It got to the point of him buying heavily reduced small heath championship flybe rags (fig g) and idolising them!!

what was wrong? i made the decision that we must turn to god as a last resource, as time was against me i stole a car that was parked outside a hairdressers (fig e) and made it to the nearest church in minutes, here partyboy was confronted by a priest called shnizel jizzell (fig h) who headbutted him to the floor and said where the f**k are my hairclippers and friday films, anyway back to the story - the living chimney jumped to his feet, did a little trimmy shimmy and lived happily in the offy ever after.

BWAHAHAHA

2006-04-29T19:05:00.000+01:00

Come on then you whinging bunch of faggots.

2006-04-28T18:57:00.000+01:00

Apologies and Thank You.
We haven't updated for weeks and weeks and weeks, but for some reason we're still getting visitors... GOOD ON YA! I won't lie, I was busy for a week, and idle for 3 months. But Trim's back, and he's back with a motherfucking vengance you bunch of fannyfaces, stop moaning at the lack of updates, we've got material, but not time ;)

Keeping Me Laughing.
Let me make a point of linking top RantinRobs website, the man is a Villa boy, a cider drinker and a lesbian lover, so something for all the family. Keep up the good work Roberto.

On the subject of Villa, if you'm one of these yokel Black Cuntray locals like me, make time for the Black Country Villan, a local boy with his heart in the right place, not updated often enough for my liking, but his analysis and comments on Villa's state of affairs is usually spot on.

And finally, for all you England fans (I'm Dutch before you ask, hence the surname) you should visit Armchair England. Sharp, satirical, cutting, it's all about them bunch of English monkeys that have no idea about football. God Bless Bergkamp. Good read though, so visit and enjoy.

Oh, and should the opportunity rise to see Jimmy Carr live, do it, go, no excuses, cancel your wedding whatever, funny FUNNY man.

News.
Well, there's been so much going on, I don't know where to start. War, nuclear weapons, excitement over the World Cup, Pete Doherty, Labour shame...........

Oh, and the cretins lost 3-1 to the mighty MIGHTY Aston Villa Football Club, by God you did every Villa fan in the country proud that day boys, you take the credit Cahill, Baros, Tommy, all of you. David O Leary you're still a prick, and Ellis, you're still an even bigger prick.

But we beat them, and the shit are going down. What a good day.

Happy 21st Birthday to young Deb aswell, I hoped you enjoyed my entertainment, I'm sure swordfish will have a video to post later, the garage-listening swine.

Happy Birthday to Big Trim too, you old tosser ;) Still going strong, even after being a Villa fan for so many years. Keep it up man.

I've probably forgot something, but if I have, and I like you, I sincerely apologise, not intention, just the beer killing the brain.

Music.
Nicky Blackmarket was as heavy as my gut, nothing more needs to be said. Unfortunately, I only got the one video, but but can't host it yet sorry.

Too many albums and shit to remember, so let that pass until next time.

Literature.
So old swordfish has decided to use his cooking skills for money making purposes, releasing his very own cookbook. I've only seen one recipe, but exclusive pictures below. Don't forget to buy it HERE.

Making Bready Butter by Swordfish Hobbs, Author: Arther Peni

Firstly, wipe any urine or semen from your hands on the nearest teatowel. Well done.

Then, reach for the white wine. You won't cook well when sober.

Good good, now you'm a little pissed, get the bread.

Well, you tried, but that's actually a jar of olives. Never mind, we'll compromise. Now, get the butter...

What the fuck, that's tuna you dumb bastard! Don't swear at me, only Gordon Ramsey and Mr Kipling can swear at me. Put the knife down....

Oh shit, he's going mad. Erm....

Oh shit, he's got the lightsaber butterknife out, fuck we're all going to die!

So, that's that, Arthur Peni's books hasn't been selling too well, and we tried to get an interview, but he's not answering his phone for some reason. Oh well, life goes on.

And FINALLY (no more reading I promise) WRECKHEAD OF THE WEEK...

Mrs Dominique Kumslute, well done you wreckhead tart, you look a million lira.

A LOOK TO THE FUTURE

2006-03-24T15:20:00.000Z

who's idea was it to let partyboy wear a skirt??

So I've been watching this new programme... Family Si...

2006-03-18T20:57:00.000Z

Spot the difference? I'm only kidding Spunky...

Photo #1

Photo #2

YOUR A BLUENOSE IN DISGUISE

2006-03-15T20:41:00.000Z

And suddenly it all makes sense.........

snapped outside a brum

nightclub

discussing sabotage and

villa's downfall with gold???

At least hell will be warm...

2006-03-15T12:18:00.000Z

A picture tells a thousand words...

2006-03-15T09:44:00.000Z

Apologies for general crudeness, still getting to grips with it.

2006-03-08T15:23:00.000Z

Due to killing imageshacks bandwidth (probably shouldn't have posted it on b3ta!) I'm now linking to this pic.

EDIT: Shit, it's gone for good, all that work, damn.

Trimmy's learning animation, be very afraid gimps!

2006-03-08T13:37:00.000Z

Well, I usually refrain from commenting...

2006-03-08T10:59:00.000Z

...but after DOL's most recent comments (here) I'v had enough.

The only reason we should be lowering our expectations, is becasue you are a shite manager. Everything about you, the tactics, the team selection, the comments to the media, you are shite. I expected at the very least a tophalf finish this season, but it'll never happen with you at the helm.

You're a shit manager and you're a gobshite.

TRIMMY'S TRANNY'S part 1of a 3 part series

2006-03-04T11:34:00.000Z

NAME: Dominique kumslute

AGE: 13

VITAL STATS: 26A, 24, 26

HOBBIES: caffine overdose, stagediving, wooping

LIKES: ladies clothing, large dildos and blesses god for the invention of anal lube

DISLIKES: male clothing, women, standing still

FAVORITE POSITION: upsidedown in the harness in the back of the sooty van

SPIT OR SWALLOW: swallow if caffine is present

Well its been a while...

2006-01-31T17:13:00.000Z

Sorry for the delay people, I know some of you hang on my every word, so you must have been lost until today.

I am still here, it's just as partyboy died on Jan 1st 06, so did the funny storys and even funnier pictures... Bah.

Welcome to fishyfingers, make yourself at home, pull up a blog stool and get comfortable with your cod-flavoured digits. I expect some top quality posts from you, young man.

Thanks to swordfish for holding the fort whilst I've been gone, some excellent posting so far.

If any of you are interested, I currently have my fingers in the pie of THIS WEBSITE. Its a new mp3 site, so expect some top fishtank tuna(ge) on there shortly. If you're interested in contributing to the said site, get in touch.

Oh, and David O Leary, your days are numbered with me now, currently NOT GOOD ENOUGH.

Bye for a bit, I'm off into the bearcave again,

Fishy

Wheres partyboy????

2006-01-18T21:34:00.000Z

As many people are aware, partyboy vanished at the new year. Pubs clubs and every dive in stourbridge have been scoured to no evail. The rumours were that he had stoped drinking, smoking, eating bad, and had began an intensive training course!!! could this be true??? To answer this i did a little detective work, tracked down the trim and have posted pictures showing my findings.

No computer gets the best of Fishy Fingers!

2006-01-11T17:36:00.000Z

Today I had to teach a computer why not to mess with the fish mister. This little bugger wasn't doing what it was told, so I took my boss's Landrover keys and repeatedly drove over it 3 or 4 times.
I then found an axe and a hammer in the landrover! "ah haa" I say! Then Jumped out like a crazed looney and began smashing it violently.

So watch out mr computers, DON'T PISS ME OFF!

its the new year - partyboy lives on!

2006-01-02T13:02:00.000Z

Merry Xmas

2005-12-24T17:12:00.000Z

Merry Xmas everyone, from the www.villatalk.com Blog Of The Year '05

Thanks for your support, have a good time, and remember, there's no such thing as too pissed.

Picture of the week

2005-12-18T18:57:00.000Z

comments were made today about a lack of recent posts onto this hugely successful blog, we would just like to reassure you all that this is just the lull before the storm 'after xmas and new years eve'.Meanwhile i hope you enjoy these snaps taken at previous new years eve parties. P.s hannah i think this should clear up about what happened to your champers!

Bloody hell, get him a water!

2005-12-10T14:14:00.000Z

Nice one Designer 1!

Humbug

2005-12-09T14:40:00.000Z

Jingle Bells (Bombay Dub Orchestra Remix) - Joe Williams
The Christmas Song (Tonal Remix) - Jimmy McGriff
Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer (John Beltran Remix) - Bing Crosby & Ella Fitzgerald
White Christmas (King Kooba Remix) - Charlie Parker
Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas (MNO Remix) - Rosemary Clooney
Frosty The Snowman (Rondo Brothers Remix) - Patti Page
Good King Wenceslas (Patrick Krouchian Remix) - Cssr State Philharmonic
I'll Be Home For Christmas (Ohmega Watts Remix) - Charles Brown
White Christmas (Kaskade Remix) - Bing Crosby
Dance Of The Sugar Plum Fairy (Red Baron Remix) - Berlin Symphony Orchestra
Winter Wonderland (Future Loop Foundation Remix) - Vic Damone
Silent Night (46bliss Remix) - Mahalia Jackson

As cheesy as you like, but sometimes there's nothing better then cheese...

Available now from various places, and piggy related websites...

NYE 2004

2005-12-09T13:17:00.000Z

Now, I'd had a lot to drink, but I don't remember seeing David O Leary shocking out to the drum and bass flava's...

At least we know where the mince pies had gone.

Big up yourself GBLF from Villatalk. If you want to contact him for any reason, leave a comment and I'll pass your details on, cheers.

Fraggle

2005-12-08T15:28:00.000Z

The photoshop fun doesn't stop there sunshine!

2005-12-08T14:47:00.000Z

Si's always had the physique of a boxer...

2005-12-08T13:32:00.000Z

HAHAHA, Photoshop is ace!

Hey Ho Let's Go.... It's the Spunky Pidgeon Show!

2005-12-08T13:09:00.000Z

My first photoshop, I'm so proud.

Swordfish exposed

2005-12-06T19:22:00.000Z

As this website naturally increases in popularity,
speculation grows on the subjuct of who is
swordfish and what does he look like.

I have posted this picture to relieve the pressures
that i have been recently feeling.

Picture of the week

2005-12-04T16:19:00.000Z

Party boy still going strong!!!!

Say's It All

2005-12-01T12:48:00.000Z

I've been a defender of DOL for too long, too much buck passing, too many excuses, sort it out now you wanker.

(Picture shamefully stole from VT, good work OzVillaFan)

Say goodbye

2005-11-28T19:19:00.000Z

Because Partyboy is no more...

As of 1st January 2006 Partyboy becomes (Looking-after-his)heartyboy.

Thats right, I'm hanging up the syrienge, rediscovering early nights again, and trying not to get waylayed to such holes as Maya and The Royal Oak.

I know it's sad news, so leave your condolences below, and remember, still just over a month of Partyboy action to make the most of, and don't forget the naked Karaoke on NYE (big-up swordfish for saying yes in a drunken conversation, we can remember it even if he can't).

So slap my chops for one last time, tape my head up as a way of saying goodbye, don't ever forget the gimp, Partyboy loves you all...

Big thanks to "gareth_barry's_left_foot" from Villatalk for 'taking the photo', good work fella.

Picture of the week

2005-11-27T13:25:00.000Z

No, i have not had any alcohol or any drugs

That’s enough for one lifetime

2005-11-21T18:09:00.000Z

A Long time ago in the heart of Birmingham, Eighteen Hundred and Seventy-four in the light of a gas lamp is when it al began, yes Hark now hear the Villa sing, A club was born that day.

One hundred and sixteen years later when I was just a little boy, I asked my Mother “what should I be mom ” I said “Should I be Villa or should I be Blues”, I was surprised at what she said to me – “go Get the shot-gun and shoot all the City scum, then support the pride of Brum.

Shortly after my heart had been died claret and blue, My old man sat me down and told me to be a city fan but with no regrets I said no chance, b*llocks you're a c*nt yes you’re a cu*t. I then elaborated that we hate the blues and we're gonna show it, yes we hate the blues and we f*cking know it.

With this dad was gone, me and mom told him we don’t need people like you, we’ll be ok as-long as we’ve got people like Spinksy, Birchy and Alan Mcinally because there the boys That's gonna do us fine, and if you support the blues you're a bluenose bastard and you aint no friend of mine.

That brings me up to my teens, when one day with the whole of city listening I was just walking along singing my song (94 garage) and I was excreting on them as I went, but could I hear the city sing? could I hear the city sing? Nope scilence… I could not hear a fuc*ing thing, wooooooooo oooo!

So from then on we had joy, we had fun, because we had city on the run,
But the joy didn't last, Because the bastards ran too fast, never to be disheartened though as we are the pride of the Midlands,The lions of Brum, We hate Small Heath scum, the Wolves and West Brom, Coventry City have gone down, And we will be there when the Villa are in Town.

(the real) PICTURE OF THE WEEK

2005-11-20T18:31:00.000Z

So yes trim caught a snap of me not looking at my best, picture of the week (founded by swordfish) was going to be a funny non-offensive affair this week, but these dramatic turn of events mean that i had to trawl through the archives and put up a picture taken by a friend of a friends late uncles twice removed neice showing trim in quite a compromising but not unusual situation.

May I be the first to say... Picture Of The Week

2005-11-20T16:31:00.000Z

Luke "Fat Bitch Body Slap" Hobbs on a normal evening out x x x x

A massive MASSIVE thank you to mr Simon Guest for the photoshop trickery, more of which can be found here.

Good work fella!

About time

2005-11-20T12:07:00.000Z

Sunderland Alliance 1 - 3 Aston Villa

I can't do player ratings, I'll be honest, I didn't follow the game, I feel asleep listening to Woodwank on the Villan after about 10 mins into the game.

The important thing is, we won, we scored 3 (three), and it's a step in the right direction.

The team...

-------TS
-AH--OM--LR--WB
-JM--SD--GM--GB
-----MB--KP

The goal scorers...

Laugh, I nearly cried

2005-11-15T19:28:00.000Z

http://www.zippyvideos.com/7284628762233646/holditin/

Picture of the week

2005-11-13T17:50:00.000Z

DO NOT fall asleep....

And yes sinny that is a hedge strimmer, a table
and an over 50's mag! (Nice1 bigfish...u pervert)

That'll dink dank doo for me

2005-11-08T09:53:00.000Z

Wolves Civic, 8th November, The Dark Side Tour

I know there's a number of people in the world that love Peter Kay, it can't be helped I suppose, but whole familys playing Karajokie over the dinnertable can be quite sickening at times. Given the fact that his material is still based around Garlic Bread and Rolla Cola, whats the alternative?

PADDY MCGUINNESS.

Brash and blue, this man made the Gimp blush. A top quality performer, jumping into the crowd on more then one occasion, and even letting a bird have her picture took with him shafting her from behind! He ain't a shy lad, cracked nothing but nob and arse jokes all night and we all had a bit of a sing-a-long to all the Paddy favourites. He also did a questions and answers session, much to everyones delight.

It was banter all night, the man didn't stop me laughing, and the finale at the end was surreal, I won't say any more then that though, you'll have to see it to believe.

My one criticism, how fucking hot is the Civic.

Go and see him now (but not at the Civic unless you've got an icepack).

Picture of the week

2005-11-06T16:58:00.000Z

THE GIMP

Its friday night, after midnight, trims had more than one.....

It was only a matter of time before the gimp

made some sort of an appearence.

Oh Shit.

2005-11-06T12:04:00.000Z

Not a game I expected us to win, not a game I particularly thought would be entertaining, not a performance I would like to see again.

85 minutes of nothing, then Crouch trips over his teeth and they win a penalty, for that scummy scouser Gerrard to slot home. 4 minutes later we conceed a second, a shot from outside the box by Alonso, but it meant nothing by then, the game was already over.

Looks like my prediction of a fourth place finish was slightly out, right now I'd settle for 14th.

All players get a five, apart from Mellberg and Ridge The Fish, who both get a seven.

Next game is Sunderland, a must win game. My starting XI...

--------TS
----AH OM LR WB
----LH SD GB JM
-------LM MB

Hendrie to start, even if he runs around like a headless brummy for 90 minutes, it will be better then most, Super Dav pushing forwards thru the centre, Barry playing as a DM, with Moore and Baros running the flanks, and terrorising the fullbacks and looking for Davo on the edge of the box, as a third striker almost.

Good god, things are getting desperate.

Coming soon...

2005-11-02T21:49:00.000Z

Radio Fish Tank...

That's right, Radio Fish Tank coming soon, a collection of shit records from my collection, '94 Garage from swordfish, and whatever else people wish to supply me with.

I'm currently looking at the procedure of setting up the 'station', but will be doing some test broadcasts soon.

Anyone interested in a slot, as short or as long as you like (ooooeeer), get in touch, text me if you know me, or leave a comment below.

Nice one,
Littlefish.

Not giving much away

2005-11-02T18:35:00.000Z

It's not too suprising that everybody folded

with a poker face like this

Spunky-D.........Legend

Shit.

2005-11-01T10:58:00.000Z

I got this today and the warning appears genuine.

Yesterday, a friend of mine was travelling on a Worcester to Birmingham train.
A man of Arabic appearance got off the train and my friend noticed that he had left his bag behind.

She grabbed the bag and ran after him, caught up with him in the terminal and handed him back his bag.

He was extremely grateful and reached into his bag which appeared to contain large bundles of money.

He looked around to make sure nobody was looking and whispered "I can never repay your kindness, but I will try to...with a word of advice for you : "Stay away from Stourbridge"

My friend was genuinely terrified.

"Is there going to be an attack?" she asked him.

"No ... ", he whispered back...... "It's a shithole."

Missing: One left back, tall, dark, useless, answers the name of J'Lloyd, when found, please return to AVFC Reserves Team.

2005-11-01T08:27:00.000Z

Oh dear oh dear oh dear. How far we've sunk, 3-1 to Man City, and they absolutely played us off the park...

Injurys or no injurys, there was no passion there, Mellberg is NOT a captain, Samuel is NOT a defender, McCann is NOT very good.

Starters:-

Taylor - Not a debut to remember, not really to blame for the first goal, made some good saves, and for someone who hasn't played for probably about 2 years, did well when asked. 6.

Delaney - Competent, but not Premiership quality, off to Blackeye Rovers in January I reckon, with all the other Welsh rejects. 5.

Mellberg - Does he know what that armband with the 'C' on it is for?? It doesn't mean Central Defender Olof, it means CAPTAIN, if O'Leary insists on giving you the armband, then make the most of it, shout you tosser, bark orders at everyone else, don't be scared. I've always admired his ability as a defender, but looks a shadow of his former self now, played average. 5.

Ridgewell - I'm going against the grain of other Villa fans here, Ridgewell is a revelation for us. Always an option from set pieces, strong and fast at the back, rarely lose's his head or gives away freekicks, and played okay last night. 6.

Samuel - Obviously got his mind on his crib, or thinking about driving around in his Hummer with R Kelly or Dre or something. Fucking pathetic performance, he's been shit for ages and he ain't gonna get any better. Bye bye JLS, I think Kiddi are after a new left back, but after last nights performance, you'll be lucky to get in their reserves. 0. (Zero)

Milner - Becoming predictable, but a better option on the right then Hendrie, for that reason, 5.

Davis - Gone in January, showed the passion and the engine to go box-to-box all game, but offered us very little as a final ball. Had one good shot. 6.

McCann - No no no, if he was fit yesterday then JLS was Man Of The Match. Slow, awkward, only passed forwards once. 3.

Barry - Should be captain, and should be LB or DM. Too slow as a LM, but strong in the tackle, always looking for the attacking option. 6.

Super, Super Kev - No service, nothing he could do. 5.

Moore - Needs to run at defenders, he has bags of potential, but it's played down far too often. Other then that, little service so little to do. 5.

Subs:-

Berger (on for that waste of space Samuel 45mins too late) - Probably his best game in a Villa shirt yet, and he lasted all of 30 minutes. Not a pacy option on the wing, but his touch was good, he held the ball up well, waited for movement then looked for the pass, a different option from the usual hoof-and-hope efforts. 6.

Bakke (on for Moore 71mins) - Should've started, must replace McCann in January as our DM. Didn't do much wrong, but didn't do much in general. 5.

Djemba-Djemba (on for Berger 75mins) - The kind of performance you'd expect from a CM that hasn't played consecutive games for about two years, playing out of position. 4.

Staff:-

O'Leary - Hmmmm... As a long supporter of the Irish Wizard, I think is time is coming to an end. Where's the motivation? Why doesn't he get angry when he see's go a goal down after four minutes, he sits there, arms folded, with Red Face Roy screaming his balls off. And to take Moore off for Bakke, when we're 2-1 down, was a terrible decision. 2.

Red Face Roy - Not so Red, but ought to be our manager, I don't care if he is tactically inept, as long as we don't play like a hungover Sunday League team, I'll be happy. 6.

"Fitness" Staff - Erm... Do we have any? We're now down to 14 fit first team players (one of which is the King Of Bling JLS), we've lost countless players due to training injurys, and we lost Sorenson and Angel last night because they couldn't warm-up properly... Seriously, Birdflu wouldn't damage our squad as much. 1.

So now where?
O'Leary passed comment on how we gifted the goals, how it shouldn't happy, honest bunch of lads, must do better, etc etc. Well listen, David, fuck off and take the Ireland job, I'm sick of your whining now, Red Face Roy should be in your seat. You've worked wonders in the transfer market, (Berson the missing person, and DJDJ excused), but if you're not gonna cuss players for that kind of performance, we're not going to win games.

Give Trim the job. JLS out, Delaney out, McCann out, King Olof to lose the captains armband, Barry to stop going out up Broad Street, Ridgewell to have lazer-surgery to remove that stupid tattoo from his arm, Aitken in midfield, Littlefish as leftback, Bigfish playing behind the front two, Swordfish as LM, Fishyfingers as CB, Angel back to Columbia, Milner to sign as he loves a relegation battle, Davis to sign a 90k a week deal to stop him leaving in January.

Next game, 12.45 Saturday VS Liverpool. Milan should be back, and let's hope he can do a Vass, and play a blinder for us. If not, we're going down with the Carrier Boggies and the Sty-Dwellers... Shit.

Man City Vs Aston Villa

2005-10-29T13:56:00.000+01:00

Let me get one thing straight, I've never had a problem with D'OL being in charge of one of the finest clubs to ever have graced a football pitch, but time's are getting desperate now. This is a game we must win, and unless we have a WINNER, a LEADER, on the pitch, then it ain't gonna happen against Man City.

Personally, I'd get Roy Aitken wearing the captain armband, he's the only one with a voice on him at the minute.

Anyway, it's not going to be an easy fixture, and I can see Vass doing something he never managed when he played for us, and scoring a screamer, it's the way football works, you'll understand one day.

With the whole of the squad out with Bird Flu, Whooping Cough, TB and whatever else our rockhard pitch is capable of spreading, then I've no idea of the starting eleven. I doubt we've even got eleven players left at the minute, I blame Delaney.

As for Man City, Pearce has done well so far, Cole's mind will be on the Ghana job no doubt, and Joey "Brains" Barton will probably be locked up for some crime involving Lee "Brains" Hendrie, Jade Goody and a JCB. I'm expecting a severe beating, but Villa have the ability to do the unexpected sometime (see: West aaaaaaaaaam game earlier in the season, that WAS unexpected), so I'll go for a comfortable 4-2 win to the boys in Claret & Blue.

Our honest bunch of lads will come good eventually, and when Vass does score his screamer against us, remember, he did us proud in the past, don't boo him like a dickhead.

GET OUT THERE AND SHOW US SOME PASSION YOU BUNCH OF WETS...

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR....
Littlefish.

Welcome to The Trim Lounge V1

2005-10-28T19:19:00.000+01:00

One of the best from the Trim Lounge....

Baby, Don't Fear The Reaper, noone else does...

Click, and wait for about 60 seconds, then click on the link to download, more coming soon.

PS - If anyone knows any better hosting sites then MEGAUPLOAD, leave them in the comments section, ta, Little Fish.

Swordfish picture of the week

2005-10-28T18:35:00.000+01:00

Petrol to get to wales - £30

5 crates of lager - £75

Caravan hire & gas - £25

Si getting pissed and falling asleep -

PRICELESS

Happy Birthday LMF

2005-10-26T20:46:00.000+01:00

Little-workout little-strength little-fish

2005-10-24T20:14:00.000+01:00

Trimba - Trimba
He gets out the six pack...

Then drinks the lot to help him recover from his 15 second workout.

Sunday Soccer Streaming Special

2005-10-22T12:30:00.000+01:00

Updated for today, as it's matchday again. Come on Villa, destroy them pie-eaters. Convincing home win, 4-0 I reckon.

But here's the dummys guide to streaming...

Firstly, bookmark these pages:-

http://www.boxtobox.co.uk/
http://www.asiaplate.com/live.today.htm
http://www.streamingsoccer.eu.tt/

Secondly, get yourself a programme to watch the streams with:-

PPLive is the standard, find that here
There are other programmes, but not really a patch on PPLive at the minute, although correct me if I'm wrong.

Thirdly click here for full details on how to use the software.

Who say's Trim never does anyone a favour?

Bird flu breakout

2005-10-22T00:58:00.000+01:00

This is the first picture released by the government, its thought to be the site of the first uk breakout of the new deadly disease bird flu.

Experts say that they are not suprised that this particular site is home to the Uk's first breakout's, after certain symptoms in humans (blue nose and sick as a parrot) have been spotted in the surrounding area, they also say that being in such sty-dwelling-scummy conditions every other saturday afternoon surrounded by fellow disease carriers is a major factor.

Littlefish porn collection

2005-10-21T23:27:00.000+01:00

kerfy the sicko

2005-10-21T22:12:00.000+01:00

Sat in the pub one day with good m8 kerfoot - 'Im off for an early night' he sez, o.k catch you 2moro! So the next day in the pub (not the corn) i say 'gud nyt yesterday?' to my suprise kerfy1tym pipes up- yeah man the best nyt eva! he continued 'i was walking home took a detour thru the railway trak and saw sum big titted slut tied to the trak. i pulled her out the way of the near aproaching train and took her bak to my place' stuned i sed well wat was her story? he sed 'well i aint sure how she got ther but she was the best fuck iv eva had, she did everyfin he sed - doggy style , tied her up and even hit her in the back box!' fukin hell i sed, wat bout a blow job?

Kerf: Na couldn't find her head!!!.........................Sicko

little-chinese mullet-fish

2005-10-21T22:03:00.000+01:00

Littlefish 0 Vodka 1

2005-10-21T19:20:00.000+01:00

Spunky knows wen he's been Tangad

2005-10-21T18:56:00.000+01:00

Fireworks

2005-10-21T10:57:00.000+01:00

Its that time of year when your local shop starts selling mini-explosives to 12 year old ASBO-Kids (incase you hadn't noticed by all the fireworks in the middle of the day).

Now, I've never been a fan anyway, but when I was a youth it was branded into the back of my head that fireworks were not to be played with, reason being: You could blow your bastard head off. Now everytime I'm sitting on my favourite park bench, sipping my white lightining, with Barkio running round my legs on his string lead, I see little 14 year old ASBO Johnny, with his 22 year old mother ASBO Diamante, trotting past with enough fireworks to get us to the moon and back.

I watch in awe as they play games, they fire these mini-rockets at passing cars, babys in prams, innocent squirrels etc etc. This upsets me slightly, so I've come up with a new game...

Stand 10-15m apart, get the biggest rocket you have from the JD Sports bag on your scabby back, and aim for each other, INGENIOUS. We'll call it Trimandson's Friendly Firework Frenzy, ASBO Edition.

The first one to win is the one who loses a limb.

Bwahahahahahchuffinhahaha

2005-10-18T10:06:00.000+01:00

A massive thank you to Rantin Rob for this...

Don't forget to visit his blog for other such hilariarty, HERE (but remember, it's not safe for work)

One more then...

2005-10-17T22:02:00.000+01:00

The table doesn't lie!

Last mention now...

2005-10-17T21:20:00.000+01:00

Unlucky you scum bluenose bastards, haha.

Today was a good day...

2005-10-16T23:50:00.000+01:00

About fucking time too.

Especially for blues...

2005-10-16T17:06:00.000+01:00

YES!!!!

Shit On The City...

2005-10-16T10:29:00.000+01:00

Right, this should be the correct link to the channel.

If you have PPLive installed then click HERE and leave it for 5 mins, and you should be away.

If it doesn't work then, visit THIS site, and they should have todays fixtures on later, find the Aston Villa VS Small Heath Cretins link and click play.

Trust Trimmy.

And he'll be remembered as a legend...

2005-10-15T18:03:00.000+01:00

Brett Sinclair, not actually a real tramp.

Who are we....?

2005-10-12T21:52:00.000+01:00

The 'brains' behind the operation are Littlefish and Bigfish, a father-and-son double act from sunny Stourbridge...

Little Fish

Name: Little Fish
Hobbies: Stella
Likes: Lazy Sundays chilling with a can of redstripe, AVFC
Dislikes: Looking like Eddy Hitler
Heroes: Bigfish, Bill Hicks, Paul McGrath
Most Likely To Be Heard Saying: F*ck off cretin; Hey man, it happens, chill out...

Big Fish

Name: Big Fish
Hobbies: Stella
Likes: Dr Hook, AVFC, weed man
Dislikes: Women that don't swallow, working more then three days a week
Heroes: Olly Reid
Most Likely to Be Heard Saying: Mine's a Stella

And here we are...

2005-10-10T20:00:00.000+01:00

Bigfish & Littlefish step into the 21st Century and get their own blog sorted.

We're not promising anything entertaining, just the usual self-righteous babbling, the odd mp3 and/or video clip, critical analysis of Villa's dire performances if we can stomach talking about them, and numureous "Mate In A State" moments from Little Fishes Nokia Gallery archive.

Please leave comments, even if you think its shit, because we feed off imbeciles incorrect opinions.

That's all for now, I'm off for some toast...

Littlefish

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